| Copenhagen |
December 26, 1998 |
Great Danes. |
| Pants on Fire |
December 20, 1998 |
Heaping Outrage upon Contempt |
| Telephobia |
December 13, 1998 |
Hello? Hello? Hang up will you, I'm
busy. |
| Immoralities
of the Legal Kingdom |
December 11, 1998 |
How low can lawyers sink? Ha ha ha ha.... |
| New Idea for Gun Control |
December 1, 1998 |
Help, we need a lawyer. Help, we have a
lawyer. |
| Jubilee |
December 1, 1998 |
How the poor subsidize the rich. |
| Home Taping is Now Legal |
November 26, 1998 |
Copycat Killers |
| Those Characters! |
November 25, 1998 |
Quick, Henry-- Hide! |
| Try to be a Success |
November 22, 1998 |
"Please her, please him..." |
| Good bye Newt Gangrene |
November 13, 1998 |
Newt unPACs his bags. |
| Sports Welfare |
November 11, 1998 |
Where does Piazza get that money from? |
| Glorious
Doris Day |
November 10, 1998 |
The DAY that changed the world. |
| Dr. Laura's
Indiscretion. |
November 6, 1998 |
Dr. Moe, Dr. Curly, Dr. Laura... |
| Pinochet Ricochet |
November 5, 1998 |
Murderer arrested! The world is shocked! |
| Chainsaw
Mike Harris |
November 4, 1998 |
Harris tweed. Skydumb. |
| Immoralities
of the Animal Kingdom |
November 1, 1998 |
At the komodo... komodo-banna.... |
| I Came Upon
an Automobile |
October 29, 1998 |
Where do all the valiants go? |
| I
Came Upon a Wedding |
October 28, 1998 |
E-i-e-i-e-i-o. |
| Avast
Ye Scurvy Swabs! |
October 22, 1998 |
The best thing that ever happened to Bill Gates. |
| Selling
the Dead |
October 21, 1998 |
Nothing is sacred department. |
| Naked
Woman in a Car |
October 19, 1998 |
Bill's Police Department to the Rescue |
| Doris
and Monica |
October 18, 1998 |
Mrs. Robinson and post-modernism... |
| Gambling |
October 17.5,
1998 |
The government wants you to keep your money? |
| Mickey Rat: the copyright
scandal |
October 25, 1998 |
Mickey wants your money too. |
| Scam
of the Week |
October 17, 1998 |
How to make lots and lots of money. |
| Diamonds are a Bank's Best
Friend |
October 10, 1998 |
Would you rather be hit by a car? |
| Landmarks or Roadblocks |
October 9.5, 1998 |
You too can have a new identity. |
| Life
is Sacred but it's Not Cheap |
October 9, 1998 |
Why do surgeons rarely consent to surgery? |
| Get
off the Road! |
October 9, 1998 |
Go home. Stay there. |
| Gord's Greatest Bestest
Golden Hot Hits! |
October 6, 1998 |
Remember "The Wreck of the Edmund
Titanic"? |
| Blue
Jays in 2000! |
September 23,
1998 |
Cal Ripken sat down! |
| Captain
Smith's Persistent Halo |
September 20,
1998 |
Misbegotten Heroes Department. |
| Crumbs |
September 19,
1998 |
Outrage, Outraged, or Outrageous |
| Raving Hypocrites |
September 18,
1998 |
Wild and crazy congressmen\Lou Reed plays WH |
| Pope
in a Box |
September 17,
1998 |
In Plexiglas we Trust |
| Green
Party Blues |
September 16,
1998 |
It's hard to be green |
| Passion
and Disorder |
September 11,
1998 |
Why Jack Dawson froze. |
| Privacy
and Morality |
September 6, 1998 |
The Anacam |
| This Man is not Qualified to be
a Doctor! |
September 3, 1998 |
How can you tell department. |
| Why Clinton Should
Not Apologize to the Public |
August 25, 1998 |
Big Lies and More Lies Department. |
| What is Character |
August 19, 1998 |
Real Characters all right |
| "You're Never Alone with a
Schizophrenic" |
August 18, 1998 |
The Myth of Sybil |
| A
Coup d'etat |
August 17, 1998 |
The Republicans, CNN, and the BIG LIE |
| More
Show Me the Money |
July 9, 1998 |
Got any good ideas for a movie? Sssshhhh. |
| Women
and Biblical Inerrancy |
July 8, 1998 |
And don't forget your hat. |
| Boycott
Compaq Computers |
June 30, 1998 |
"Work hard boy, and you'll find, some day
you'll have a job like mine...." |
| Soccer:
the sport of dreams |
June 21, 1998 |
No time outs! |
| The
Sacrifice |
June 20, 1998 |
Baseball: Does the sacrafice bunt work? |
| Your
Tax Dollars at Work |
June 15, 1998 |
How the recording industry rips off young
talent. |
| Mama
Mia! |
June 12, 1998 |
Let's Play Twister with Frank and Mia and... |
| Frankie
did it His Way |
June 10, 1998 |
The most anti-Christian pop song ever? |
| It
Takes a Thief |
June 8, 1998 |
Software and Property Rights |
| Evangelizing those we can |
June 8, 1998 |
The Missionary Position |
| Moses
Gets a Gun |
June 5, 1998 |
"Wouldn't it be great if everyone had a
gun" |
| Revisionist
Evita |
April 21, 1998 |
Evita and Di |
| Baby
Boomers Pitch Peace |
April 20, 1998 |
Finally giving peace a chance. |
| Apologia
for a Stuffed Prig |
April 16, 1998 |
Did C.S. Lewis ever live? |
| The Economics of Sports II |
April 15, 1998 |
Brother, could you spare $70 million? |
| Windows
Still Sucks |
April 14, 1998 |
Windows 98? Will it actually work? |
| The
World is Insane |
March 18, 1998 |
Sprewell, Letourneau, Lewinsky, .... |
| Why the Voter's Approve of
Bill Clinton |
March 16, 1998 |
What the media won't tell you. |
| China, Human Rights, and Big
Business |
March 14, 1998 |
Selling out Wei Jingsheng |
| The
Sport of Economics |
March 11, 1998 |
Where does the money go? |
| Time's New Geography: the Size of
Iraq |
March 10, 1998 |
Does size count department. |
| The
Economics of Sports |
March 7, 1998 |
Show me the Money |
| Dylan
Sells Out ... Again |
February 28, 1998 |
Will Dylan do Vegas? Will Ann-Margaret Co-star? |
| Watergate vs Lewinsky |
February 19,
1998 |
Should
Clinton be Impeached? |
| Black Eye for Canadian Athletes |
February 18, 1998 |
Moment of shame in
Nagano |
| Scoring Ace Gary Bettman |
February 15, 1998 |
Chief wienie of the
NHL |
| Olympics Shmylimpics |
February 14, 1998 |
Athletes for cash |
| Crush the Homeless! |
February 7, 1998 |
How merciless can we
get? |
| Canadian
MP's are Underpaid |
February 5, 1998 |
Would you believe it? |
| We are all Killers |
February 3, 1998 |
Mercy for Karla Faye? We're always merciful... |
| The Eagleson
has Landed |
January 29, 1998 |
Lawyers being lawyers. |
| Media Scandal |
January 26, 1998 |
Fake news department. |
| Tears
of a Clone |
January 19, 1998 |
Who owns a clone? |
| The
Disgrace of General Colin Powell |
January 4, 1998 |
Bosnia Disaster |
| Tax
Me! |
January 1, 1998 |
Why ball players make $10mil |
| Hockey:
Time Out for Time Outs |
December 12, 1997 |
It's getting exciting: let's stop for a minute. |
| Damien
Echols on Death Row |
December 2, 1997 |
Why the jury system doesn't always work |
| Our
99% Perfect Police |
December 2, 1997 |
Whoa! Hey! Almost perfect again? |
| Hersh on Kennedy |
December 1, 1997 |
The triumph of scuzzbucket journalism. |
| Modern Medicine and
Natural Remedies |
November 29, 1997 |
Heal me. |
| Feminists
take on Immanual Kant |
November 19, 1997 |
Philosophy schmylosophy. |
| Why
I Deserve More Money |
November 12, 1997 |
He who has the gold... |
| Princess
Di |
November 11, 1997 |
Non-News |
| Windoze
|
November 1, 1997 |
Why the DOJ must win.... please |
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March 11, 1998 |
Millenium Watch |
| Time
Magazine Tabloid Watch |
March 1, 1998 |
Time goes for the National Enquirer Market |
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