| Jeff
Bezos, Chief Bozo of Amazon.CON |
December 30, 1999 |
How Time Makes Myths |
| The Capital Gains Deduction
Fraud |
December 27, 1999 |
Tax Income??? Not mine!!! |
| The Black Box |
December 17, 1999 |
Computers and Airplanes |
| Did
Oswald Shoot Kennedy |
December 10, 1999 |
Nah. |
| Yamaha-ha-ha-ha |
November 30, 1999 |
Why the electronic player piano? |
| Rockwell Rocks Not |
November 28, 1999 |
Was Rockwell America's Greatest Artist? |
| A picture of a photo of a
reproduction... |
November 20, 1999 |
Photowork vs. photoplay |
| 500
People own Most of the Planet |
December 20, 1999 |
Greed. |
| Progress that isn't. |
November 17, 1999 |
Going backwards faster and faster... |
| Bernita
- It's 20 years now-- have you thought twice? |
November 10 1999 |
Hicksville Ontario |
| Just
say no to Hypocrisy |
October 29, 1999 |
War on which drugs? |
| Lincoln |
October 28, 1999 |
How fundamentalists appropriate history.... |
| MP3
|
October 20, 1999 |
MP3: What is it? What does it mean to the music
industry? |
| MP3
Revisited |
October 22, 1999 |
More even than that on MP3 |
| Keep
Your Vinyl Records |
October 15, 1999 |
More on MP3 |
| Dylan
in Concert |
October 5, 1999 |
Who's fooling who here? |
| Vampires |
September 20,
1999 |
Bill buys a house. |
| Chiropractic
Con |
August 24, 1999 |
Sublime Subluxation |
| Ikea
Furniture |
August 20, 1999 |
Ikea Man |
| Shania
Marry Me |
August 20, 1999 |
Never the Twain Shall Meet |
| 100
Old White Men |
August 16, 1999 |
Everything there is to know about the U.S.
Senate |
| Whistling
Dixie |
August 15, 1999 |
Gilbert & Sullivan at the Supreme Court |
| Sports Psychopathology |
August 13, 1999 |
Winning Women |
| Fake
Art and the Art of Fakes |
August 12, 1999 |
Impersonating a genius... |
| Pirates
of the Hard Drive |
August 11, 1999 |
Why the police don't arrest corporations. |
| Dear
Compaq.... |
August 10, 1999 |
Campaq's Twisted Marketting Malice |
| Tailgunner
Bill Buckley |
August 7, 1999 |
Rehabitating McCarthyism for the next Millenium |
| Butch,
Sundance, and Etta |
July 7, 1999 |
What makes an outlaw? |
| Sexual McCarthyism Continues |
June 25, 1999 |
What kind of a lunatic nation is this? |
| Needles and Pins |
June 24, 1999 |
Needling Alternative Therapies |
| No More Police For You! |
June 23, 1999 |
Don't Believe Your Ears Department. |
| Your Hard Drive is Private
Property |
June 22, 1999 |
Private Drives |
| A
Visit to my Doctor |
June 17, 1999 |
Checking out check-ups. |
| Mulroney Moons |
June 7, 1999 |
Pardon me, but my toe is under your foot. |
| Ketchup |
June 3, 1999 |
Pay me to be yourself. |
| Taxes |
June 2, 1999 |
Cutting taxes for rich and poor alike. |
| Virtual
Books |
June 1, 1999 |
Literary rip offs... |
| Climbing
Mount Everest |
May 23, 1999 |
Because it's there... |
| Star Bores |
May 22, 1999 |
Yoda says: may viagra be with you.... |
| So
Happy Together |
May 12, 1999 |
Imagine Me and You.... |
| Food
Chain Filibuster |
May 10, 1999 |
Why did the Turtle Cross the Road? |
| Quagmire? |
in progress |
The Ghost of Viet Nam |
| Why
is Windows 98 so BAD |
May 8, 1999 |
Method in the Madness Department |
| Matrix |
May 7, 1999 |
Do kids learn violence from movies? |
| The
Ultimate Legal Scam |
May 6, 1999 |
Exxon's Lawyers Sue Themselves |
| Shero's Legacy: Flyers vs.
Leafs |
May 5, 1999 |
The Leaf's win four games with six goals! |
| Vampire
Inside |
May 3, 1999 |
Gates isn't the only computer industry creep. |
| Life
for Bread |
April 30, 1999 |
California's Insane "3 Strikes and You're
Out" Law |
| Scoundrels
and Flags |
April 29, 1999 |
The State Religion |
| Charlston Heston Dancing with
Killers |
April 24, 1999 |
Moses Packs a Gun |
| School
Killers |
April 20, 1999 |
Colorado's Gun Gurney |
| Compaq
Ripoff |
April 20, 1999 |
Corporate Cunning: Compaq's
"Guarantee" |
| Blue Jays in 99 |
April 18, 1999 |
Ask not for whom the Belle Tolls. |
| Labatt's
TV Ads |
April 16, 1999 |
Monkey see.... |
| Oil
Man |
April 12, 1999 |
Odious Oil Companies |
| Hydro's
Noble Conservation Efforts |
April 5, 1999 |
If you can't be virtuous..... |
| Future Shlop |
March 26, 1999 |
Idiotic Shopping Experiences |
| Pinochet and Mom |
March 25, 1999 |
Ratchet Thatcher |
| Amazon.sucks |
March 23, 1999 |
Amazon.com==K-mart? Are you nuts? |
| Snitch |
March 20, 1999 |
Why juries should ignore snitch testimony. |
| Fourteen Years |
March 18, 1999 |
How we concentrate blame. |
| The
Expanding Universe |
March 17, 1999 |
Why do the stars hate us? |
| God
Bless the CBC |
March 16, 1999 |
CBC vs. so-called "Free" radio and television |
| Copylife: Patented Biological
Entities |
March 8, 1999 |
Cut-off Genes |
| Hackers |
February 20, 1999 |
Buy from a hacker... |
| Bloodletting |
February 14, 1999 |
Vampires and the Medical Establishment |
| Falwell's
Choice |
February 7, 1999 |
It's the end of the world as we know it... |
| The
RCMP unveils an explosive new strategy |
February 2, 1999 |
Just who is the crook here department. |
| Christian
Cheaters |
February 1, 1999 |
Taped Accompaniement |
| Michael
Jordan's Pittance |
January 30, 1999 |
Self-serving Charities Department |
| Kennedys |
February 5, 1999 |
Mysteries of Guns |
| Ann
Landers - Drug Pusher |
January 29, 1999 |
Class and drugs |
| A
Midwinter night's fantasy.... |
January 26, 1999 |
I dreamed I saw Kenneth Starr and Monica Lewinsky
holding hands... |
| An
Eskimo Showed me a Movie of Jerry Falwell |
Janaury 22, 1999 |
It's the end of the world... |
| Samaranch-- take your
steroids and sit down. |
January 20, 1999 |
Samaranch investigates himself.... |
| State of the Union |
January 19, 1999 |
Cry me a river, Kenneth Starr |
| Bad Kitty, Bad, bad kitty! |
January 19, 1999 |
No more tender vittles for you! |
| Fakes |
January 13, 1999 |
Who owns a picture of a fake? |
| Helping
Your Child Learn to Read |
January 10, 1999 |
Disney's Subliminal Mind Control Techniques |
| Lament for Geoworks |
January 11, 1999 |
The "Windows" that really worked. |
| CopyWrong |
January 10, 1999 |
Who owns a picture of a picture? |
| Dutch
Treat |
January 6, 1999 |
The grass is always greener... |
| Rants
of 1998 |
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| Works in Progress: |
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| The 100 Most Important People of the
20th Century |
January 1, 1999 |
Millenium Watch |
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