| Idiotic Previews |
Dec 31, 2000 |
Movie Morons |
| George Bush Steals an
Election |
Dec 20, 2000 |
Sins of the Fathers |
| Europe
Fears Dubbya |
Dec 10, 2000 |
Europe Sucks |
| Defibrillation |
Dec 5, 2000 |
Open Heart Purgatory |
| Left Behind... by
Hollywood |
Nov 22, 2000 |
Where do bad movies go... |
| DivX
- the Coming Video Revolution |
Nov 15, 2000 |
Kidnapsterizing Video |
| How the Grinch is Alive and
Well |
Nov 8, 2000 |
Stealing the Grinch |
| Digital vs. Analog |
Nov 1, 2000 |
Video Moles |
| Too lazy. |
Oct 24, 2000 |
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| WWJD |
Oct 17, 2000 |
What WOULDN'T Jesus Do |
| Dr.
Seus and Chaos Theory |
Oct 10, 2000 |
Cats and Chaos Theory |
| Assaulted
at the Movies |
Oct 5, 2000 |
Popcorn robbery... |
| Deflating Airbags |
Oct 4, 2000 |
Windbags about airbags |
| Union
Blues |
Sep 30, 2000 |
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill in a stretch limo |
| Hard Work and
Determination... |
Sep 26, 2000 |
...don't cut it. |
| The Yeeechorcist |
Sep 22, 2000 |
You'll vomit over this... |
| Worst Attorney General Ever? |
Sep 20, 2000 |
Reno Reno |
| The More Things Change:
Olympics 1 |
Sep 16, 2000 |
Humiliation 32 Years Ago.... |
| The
Persecution of Wen Ho Lee |
Sep 15, 2000 |
Paranoia strikes deep, Part II. |
| Kidnapstering Music |
Sep 14, 2000 |
Avast, ye scurvy swabs... |
| Monkey
Business II |
Sep 11, 2000 |
Paranoia strikes deep, Part I. |
| Holocaust
Hoax |
Sep 6, 2000 |
Not a single Jew... |
| Drug
Wars |
Sep 5, 2000 |
This drug war sponsored by... |
| Gush/Bore |
Sep 1, 2000 |
Tweedledee and Tweedledum |
| Stockwell Night |
June 29, 2000 |
Love to spend the night with Stockwell Day |
| Memories |
June 25, 2000 |
Won't get fooled again? Wrong. |
| Left Behind |
June 20, 2000 |
From galaxy far away, and irrelevant... |
| Peanuts for sale |
June 15, 2000 |
Chuck Schultz sold out big time.... |
| Squeegee Money |
June 10, 2000 |
Just give me the cash... |
| Monkey Madness |
June 5, 2000 |
The Dope on Monkey Marijuana |
| Piggies |
June 2, 2000 |
Orwellian Pork |
| Tomb of the Unknown Fool |
June 1, 2000 |
Bagpipes please.... |
| Ha ha Hackers |
May 13, 2000 |
Bill solves hacker problem... |
| Harris Spanks the
Teachers |
May 20, 2000 |
Dilbert School of Management |
| The Dumbing Down of Computers |
May 5, 2000 |
Dumb and dumber applications... |
| Coke: the real rip-off |
April 18, 2000 |
Street corner pricing... |
| A Guy Named Jim Bytes our
Technodust |
April 17, 2000 |
Casualties of the Technopoly |
Pushy Obnoxious Salesmen
Software |
April 3, 2000 |
Music Match Sucks |
| Abba Babble |
April 2, 2000 |
AbraCadabra: lousy music reinvented |
| Elian-- Call hooooome |
April 2, 2000 |
Al Gore Sells Out |
| Bill's Amazing Solution to the
MP3 Problem |
March 26, 2000 |
Thanks... it was nothing, really.. |
| Bill's Top 100 Pop Songs |
March 21, 2000 |
Tops of the top. |
| McCain rides off into the
Sunset... |
March 19, 2000 |
Bush Jr. flaunts it... |
| Cherry Pie |
March 15, 2000 |
Cherry knows hockey... not. |
| Gates Gaffe: Time Lies |
March 14, 2000 |
Gates invented DOS???? Yes, Comrade... |
| Virginia Invalidates Software
Licenses |
March 12, 2000 |
Go ahead and copy away... |
| Let's all do
drugs! Joy! Joy! Happy! Happy! |
March 10, 2000 |
Is your 2-year-old active? Prozac him! |
| The Difficult Case of Robin Sharpe |
March 9, 2000 |
Fighting for the rights of others to hold unpopular
opinions... |
| Who is David Irving? |
March 5, 2000 |
Holocaust Denial |
| Office Outrage
Again: Microsoft Still Sucks |
March 4, 2000 |
Office orifice: where your money goes. |
| Banks, Lawyers, Pimps, and Pushers-- Oh my! |
March 3, 2000 |
Why the police don't arrest banks. |
| Burt, Rock, and 250 Marines! |
March 1, 2000 |
The FBI saves America from... |
| Attica Outrage: Lawyers take
the Loot |
February 8, 2000 |
Wait a minute... who is the thief? |
| Over 3 Billion Served... |
February 7, 2000 |
The prison franchise... |
| Grade 8 |
Febrary 1, 2000 |
Janet, where are you? |
| Diagnosis |
January 30, 2000 |
Quack quack... |
| Bush League |
January 26, 2000 |
George W. Bush hacks the presidency. |
| The Napster |
January 21, 2000 |
The last nail in the coffin for the music
industry |
| Forgiveness |
January 20, 2000 |
Real forgiveness means never having to say
"you'll pay for that". |
| Two Great Movie Ideas |
January 11, 2000 |
Have your people call my people.... |
| Playing Politics With
Penicillin |
January 10, 2000 |
Hospital Horrors |
| The Liberal Media |
January 9, 2000 |
Have you no decency, sir, at long last... |
| CNN's Sense of Historical
Occasion: Diana's Butler |
January 8, 2000 |
On the 20th Anniversary of the fall of the
Berlin Wall-- crumpets? |
| Slippery Slope |
January 7, 2000 |
Slip slidin' away... how we didn't get
here. |
| Fleetwood Mac and Ian and
Sylvia |
January 5, 2000 |
"You can go your own way..." |
| Our
Moral Decline |
January 3, 2000 |
How we got here-- 2... |
| Crazy Cities |
January 2, 2000 |
The real agent of moral decline.... |
| The 20th--Our Crazy Century |
January 1, 2000 |
How we got here-- 1... |
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