Cohen Retires
Leonard Cohen is over 70 and he's been living in Los Angeles for too long.
As soon as I realized that he had a song about 9/11 on his new album (Dear Heather), I knew what it would be about, and I knew what it would sound like. That is depressing.
I knew it would express this coy expectation that the old radical left would somehow approve of the attacks on the World Trade Centre, or think America deserved them in some way, and that Cohen himself was just too smart to be taken in by that. At the same time, he would modulate the stridency of the right-- so he couldn't be accused of being too conventional or, heaven forbid, reactionary. He would feign disinterest, and neutrality, coyly, to try to imbue what is fundamentally an utterly conventional response to the event with some kind of mystique:
Some people say
They hate us of old
Our women unveiled
Our slaves and our gold
I wouldn’t know
I’m just holding the fort
I'm just holding the fort, as if I am above partisan politics and hold only reasonable views on the matter. Or worse-- what is "reasonable" is what I am now about. I have forgotten what is so unreasonable about the reasonable.
"I wouldn't know", as if, unlike everyone else, his judgment is grounded in thoughtful reflection, not knee-jerk platitudes.
And then he stops short of giving an actual opinion. He wants you to project your own feelings about the subject onto his ambiguous lines:
Did you go crazy
Or did you report
On that day
But if you knew it was coming, the mystique is gone. It's gone.
Cohen is too smart to wrap himself in the flag, but he's got a pin on his
lapel. He is too smart to resort to slogans, but comes down safely on
the side of those educated but insular suburban minds of middle America.
"I'm really quite progressive on many issues, but, after all, America really
does have enemies." Am I still hip?
Added March 2005: I don't mind that he plays his politics close to the vest. What I mind is that it is a weak song. "Some people say" takes you nowhere. What people? Why do they say what? And, Leonard, do you think people should go crazy, or should they report for duty? You don't seem to care. If you don't care, you have nothing to say. If you have nothing to say, don't say it.
Neither option, of course, provides you with the option of yawning. Neither does Cohen seem even dimly aware of the fact that America is not the center of the universe, and just because 9/11 was tragedy does not mean that yawning is not an option.
He did far better on "There is a War" from New Skin for the Old Ceremony (1976):
There is a war between the left and right
A war between the black and white
A war between the odd and the even...
Why don't you come back to the war,
That's right, get in it.
Why don't you come on back to war,
It's just beginning.
That was a provocative song. You might or might not agree with him, but at least he came at with creative energy and inspiration.
I'm not sure where Cohen comes down on The Patriot Act, but I know lame lyrics when I hear them: "some people say" and that very tired and boring "I'm just holding the fort". Rolling Stone Magazine seems to think he's attained a kind of zen-like simplicity that is deeply profound. I think that if anybody else had written those lyrics, Rolling Stone would not be bending over backwards to explain why those lyrics are not merely sophomoric.
Leonard, it's time to retire. No, wait-- I can see that you already have.
Copyright © 2004 Bill Van Dyk All rights reserved.
And...
There is a war between the rich and poor,
a war between the man and the woman.
There is a war between
the ones who say there is a war
and the ones who say there is none.
- Leonard Cohen, "There is a War"
